hotels can’t be boring to me
they’re just fun
even if i’m sitting in the room watching tv or riding the elevator or sleeping it’s just fun for some reason like they’re average every day things but in a hotel everything is way more amusing and interesting and just simply being in a hotel is fun to me and i don’t understand
We interrupt this broadcast for an important announcement from Captain Trollando Jones
My dad is a diver, he used to dive with seals and he said that they would just play around you and basically they were just mermaid dogs
‘The Power of Hobutt’ | GOV ‘Breaking chopsticks with the butt’ game!!
IDK how many of you are into kpop, but here’s a guy breaking chopsticks with his ass.
i am confused and scared
The last gif is the face of a man who knows exactly how powerful he’s become
are people becoming more annoying or am i becoming more angry
"Loki is the bad guy. He is the most charming bad guy. He is elegant, he is powerful, he is a player, but also has a broken heart. It’s a bit tragic because the family is divided. He is angry and jealous and greedy, but finally, I think, deep down, Loki loves his brother." (Hiddleston)
jeez i would love to order that thing online, but i don’t know what size to order it in because women’s clothing sizes are determined by the alignments of the planets in relation to the fuck you galaxy
Erin & Steve’s Wedding
Almost 9,000 notes… woah
"family loves and supports you no matter what"
laughs. laughs for three hundred years. laughs into the next ice age
It still irks me that this Friday that just passed, my mom asked me why I picked to eat at a Korean restaurant for dinner. It’s my birthday. I can invite people to wherever I want to eat. She already demanded that I change the time of dinner and she throws this question out of nowhere. Ugh. Still irks me.